I won a PRIZE!
You LOVE me! You REALLY LOVE me!
I have seen these types of things all around the webz, and never even thought I would win one. It is amazing to me that anyone reads my curse-filled diatribes - my made-up words, my CAPITALIZED FOR YELLING stuff. *sniffle*
I was invited by Mulder Fan (http://muldrfan.blogspot.com/2013/12/liebster-award.html) to answer the following questions. I am so pleased that she would think of me, so thank you Mulder.
So, because you know my answers will be titillating and scintillating and incredibly eeenteresting, here we go:
1) Where would you like to travel to and why?
Easy. Ireland. I absolutely LOVE the language (but haven't learned it except a really great, non-annoying gaelic accent that is totally not annoying. At all.) I love the faerie tales. The lore. I LOVE the music - it filters down and over through American Appalachian and Bluegrass. I love the small villages - I don't want to stay in Dublin, I want to go to a small village and stay for a week - get to know the people at the pub, at the grocery store, at the restaurants... then move to another village and do the same thing in a different place for another week.
2) If you could share just one book with the world what would it be?
ONE book!? I weep. I can't do just one. So of course I break the rules in the second question:
- Jane Eyre. Good LORD, this book takes you on a journey-and only part of it is romantic. She's sort of an anti-heroin - small, and plain - with no illusions about herself. She starts out the step-child of a narc and by the end you are just amazed at where you and she have been and done.
- The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society. Written as a series of letters between a young-ish female newspaper writer and the people of Guernsey in the aftermath of WWll - I had NO IDEA about this part of the war, although I did know that English children were removed to the country to get them out of London (and evidently Guernsey) - this book is sweet, wonderful, and wide - there is a love story in it but it's not mushy at all. I've re-read it a couple of times, and I'm thinking of trying to find the hard-cover. PLEASE take a chance and read this.
3) If you could talk to anyone from anytime, who would you choose and what would you want to talk about?
OH hell. Honestly? I'm still chewing on the mystery that is my life, and the lives of my DNA parents. I'd talk to Kaye (my mother). Or even Alex (my dad) - but you know, since this is MY fantasy I'd have rules like oh, telling the TRUTH and all. I want to know what in the fuck really went down. The mystery bugs me enough to really piss me off sometimes. There is a little 'woo-woo' thrown in there too - I still have to relate some of that to y'all. So getting answers to these damned mysteries is my fondest hope.
4) What is your favorite recipe?
HA. Since all I eat is meat and eggs anymore, this question makes me DROOL. I used to make a bundt cake - a 'Harvey Wallbanger Cake' - that was to DIE for. It's a vintage recipe from my mother's generation - it has vodka and Galliano in it and good lord, it's moist and stand back - you will have none left. http://www.gonnawantseconds.com/2013/03/harvey-wallbanger-cake/
5) What makes you laugh?
Quick wit. Puns, twisted song lyrics, Monty Python. When I yell out 'Marco?!" in a store looking for Jeff, and three other people call out 'POLO!" because they all get it. My dogs, the way they wag their tails and barkbarkbark and love people and ham.
6) Would you share 3 things from your 'bucket list'? 'Bucket list' is those things you would like to do before you kick the bucket (die). (more than 3 sorry)
Get to Ireland for two weeks or a month. Find true lasting peace with my body and my brain. Stop feeling like an outsider. Stop feeling broken. Get our retirement "savings" into a place where I'm not terrified of getting old. Hold Mike's babies.
7) If you could start a museum, what would you want to collect?
My house was a sort of museum for decades. I don't want to collect anything anymore. But there are SO MANY things I find so lovely. Anything from the 20's - martini shakers that look art deco. 50's 'Mid Century Modern furniture. I would collect all the abused stray dogs ever in the world. Foster kids being abused in the system and tossed out at 18 with no futures. Fancy purses because I have a SICKNESS for a $400 bag.
8) What memory brings a smile to your face every time you think of it?
I had spilled a diet coke on my shorts and yanked them off & tossed them in the dryer, tied a beach towel around my waist while I waited. Mike (5-yrs old) came scittering around a corner, took a look at me and stopped dead and said "MOM. Dance all shakey-shakey like a jungle girl!" so I did! Felt like 'The Road to Bali' right there in my mother-in-law's kitchen. Mike watched, nodded, and went back to his Legos.
9) What Bookmark on your browser would you like to share?
http://postsecret.com/. People write their inner-most secrets on a postcard and mail it in. They update it every week on Sunday. It's haunting, sometimes funny.
10) If you could take a class in anything, what would it be?
A writing class that didn't feel like a Narc Festival. A Wicca/Nature Magic class that didn't feel like a 70's Love In. I'd like to learn Gaelic. Archetecture appreciation - not the HOW, but maybe the why and the woods and the materials and where the secret cupboards are in an English country house like Downton Abbey. Classes are those things that make me feel ooogly because there are so many PEOPLE at them. Maybe a class in how to be around people...?
Thank you Mulder. That was fun.